Sex Tips-How to Finger by Stacey Crenrock Woods

How a Japanese spy taught men how to pleasure the urethra, G-spot, Cloris, and clitoral network all at once.

 

In the late '60s I was with a guy who had just gotten back from a tour in Okinawa, Japan. He performed a sex move on me with his hand that no other man has come close to repeating. He said he learned it from a woman in Okinawa, and he wouldn't tell me how it was done. I tried to reach down to feel how his hand was positioned, but he pulled it back. All I know is that he was applying pressure outside my vagina, and I got the most powerful, mind-blowing orgasms ever. Please see what you can do to find out how this is done.

I could listen to that story all day, which now has about five minutes left in it. It seems that while all the brave men were fighting Jerry and Charlie and all those other guys to keep the world safe from the Irish menace, your friend fell victim to old Ryukyu Ruth, the mysterious Japanese spy whose mission was to infiltrate the Tenth Army and unleash the Nippon Knucker. This was the top-secret tactical maneuver developed by the Japanese in which the male curls his index and middle fingers like he's gripping the trigger of an M1 carbine and applies steady, rhythmic pressure just inside the vagina, thereby activating the Orgasmic Crescent: the urethra, G-spot, clitoris, and clitoral network, which includes the nine or so unseen inches of erectile tissue and nerves around the vaginal opening. 

The move was designed to trigger every nerve in the theater of vaginal operations, thus occupying soldiers indefinitely. But it didn't work! The Allies eventually grew bored and got finger cramps. Yes, classic American laziness, most historians agree, ultimately won the war in the Pacific and the Atlantic and a few other oceans. So if you ever see your friend again, thank him for me. Had he and his comrades been more dedicated to the female orgasm, we might all be speaking Mandarin right now.

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